Thursday, June 25, 2009

What A Day.....



First Farrah Fawcett dies, and now Michael Jackson. WTF!!!! Well, here are a couple of pictures to remember them by and we lost some major talent in entertainment today. R.I.P.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Oil Change Intrustions For Women & Men

OIL CHANGE INSTRUCTIONS FOR WOMEN:
1. Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometres since the last oil change.
2. Drink a cup of coffee , read free paper.
3. 15 minutes later, swipe the Visa and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.

Money spent:
Oil Change: $40.00
Coffee: $2.00
Total: $42.00

OIL CHANGE INSTRUCTIONS FOR MEN:
1. Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree. Swipe the Visa for $50.00.
2. Stop by the Bottle Shop and buy a slab of beer, swipe the Visa for $40, drive home.
3. Open a beer and drink it.
4. Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5. Find jack stands under caravan.
6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7. Place drain pan under engine.
8. Look for 19 mm ring spanner.
9. Give up and use crescent wrench.
10. Unscrew drain plug.
11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Curse and swear.
12. Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.
13. Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14. Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.
15. Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.
16. Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly, hide old oil filter among rubbish in bin to avoid criticism from greenie family members. Drink a beer.
17. Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
18. Dump first litre of fresh oil into engine.
19. Remember drain plug from step 11.
20. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
21. Drink beer.
22. Discover that first litre of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.
23. Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.
24. Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.
25. Begin swearing fit.
26. Throw stupid crescent wrench.
27. Swear for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit bowling trophy.
28. Beer.
29. Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
30. Beer.
31. Dump in five fresh litres of oil.
32. Beer.
33. Lower car from jack stands.
34. Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.
35. Beer.
36. Test drive car.
37. Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
38. Car is impounded.
39. Call loving wife, make bail.
40. 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.

Money spent:
Parts: $50.00
Driving Under Influence fine: $2500.00
Impound fee: $75.00
Bail: $1500.00
Beer: $40.00
Total: $4,185.00 ... but at least you know the job was done right!

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Monday, June 8, 2009

One A Personal Note

There are three rules that I live by:

1. Never get less than twelve hours sleep

2. Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city

3. And never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body.

Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

Friday, June 5, 2009

D-Day 65th Anniversary








Remember the fallen

June 6, 1944. One of the most recognizable battles in modern history goes down on the shores of Normandy, France. On this day, Allied forces swam across the English Channel and began a campaign to liberate Western Europe from Nazi forces during World World II and begin a long and deadly struggle.

They faced the Atlantic Wall, a 2,400-mile-long concrete bunker, flanked with tank ditches, barbed wire, guns and obstacles, many designed to trap any force trying to cross the wall. Forces like the 175,000 men who washed ashore that day, 50,000 vehicles and 11,000 planes that were deployed to attack against the fortress.

The soldiers were divided among different points of entry, including Omaha Beach and Utah Beach, among a few others.

The fighting continued for months, with immense casualties on both sides. Allied progress was slow, gaining literally yards every day. It wasn’t until July that they had made some small breakthroughs, allowing them to move 40 miles a day.

The landings at Normandy marked the beginning of the fight for Europe, culminating in the liberation of Paris, a cornerstone in defeating Nazi Germany.

However, the D-Day landing did not come without a price. On the first day of combat, an estimated 9,000 soldiers lost their lives. History can better remember and honor their lives with a visual reminder of the chaos and devastation of the day.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

David Carradine Found Dead


This sucks, this guy was a good actor and awesome at martial arts. Even hosted a cool show on t.v. about old west technology. He fucking hung himself. WTF! Sad to see him go.
Best quote about his death. Actor Rainn Wilson, star of TV's "The Office," said on Twitter: "R.I.P. David Carradine. You were a true hero to so many of us children of the 70s. We'll miss you, Kwai Chang Caine."
Read more here:
http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/actor-david-carradine-found-dead-bangkok-ap

Randy Johnson wins 300 Games


Congrats Randy, you deserve it. I was living in Arizona at the time when he and Curt Schilling won the World Series in 2001 and that was awesome. That championship run made me like him as a ball player. Read more here:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/recap;_ylt=AnTyuyJCx9FoviDLF6NuwOIRvLYF?gid=290604220

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Quinn Hedges Schedule * Update*

He'll be playing at Capitol Cellars in Roseville from 6:30-9:00 for a charity walk for the Avon Breast Cancer Foundation to help reach Shae Lyn Trombatore's donation goal. Details below:

Shae Lyn Trombatore
Early detection helps save lives, please click here to donate to the fight against breast cancer!
http://www.avonwalk.org/goto/shaelyntrombatore

On Saturday he is back at Good 'ol WineStyles in Folsom. Honestly, you have to check this place out if you haven't been yet, it's a great way to spend a nice evening out of the house.
On Sunday he will be back at Crush 29 in Roseville playing from 11-2pm....so come get your brunch on!

Upcoming shows:

6/04/09 7:00pm Capitol Cellars
Roseville, CA
Avon Breast Cancer Foundation Benefit
www.avonwalk.org/goto/shaelyntrombatore

6/06/09 6:30pm WineStyles
915 Sutter St. #100
Folsom, CA

6/07/09 11:00am Crush 29
1480 Eureka Rd
Roseville, CA 95661
Sunday Brunch (916)773-2929

6/13/09 5:30pm Private Wedding
Loomis, CA

6/20/09 7:00pm Private Party
Lincoln, CA

7/11/09 6:30pm Eureka and Vine
6040 Stanford Ranch Rd
Suite 200
Rocklin, CA 95765

7/25/09 6:30pm WineStyles
915 Sutter St. #100
Folsom, CA

8/08/09 6:30pm WineStyles
915 Sutter St. #100
Folsom, CA