Thursday, May 7, 2009

CRAZY LAWS

-In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
-In Bozeman, Montana, a law prohibits all sexual activity from the front yard of a home after sundown.
-In Salt Lake County, Utah, it's illegal to walk down the street carrying a violin in a paper bag.
-Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
-In San Francisco, it's illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.
-In Devon, Texas, it is against the law to make furniture while you are nude.
-The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
-In Oklahoma, you can be arrested for making ugly faces at a dog.
-In California it is illegal for a vehicle without a driver to exceed 60 miles per hour.
-There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
-In Florida men seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown can be fined.
-In South Carolina it is legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
-In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
-In Tennessee, you are breaking the law if you drive while sleeping...
-In New York, the penalty for jumping off a building is: Death.
-Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
-In Danville, Pennsylvania, all fire hydrants must be checked one hour before all fires.
-In Pennsylvania, it's against the law to tie a dollar bill on a string on the ground and pull it away when someone tries to pick it up.
-In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
-In New York City, it's illegal for a restaurant to call a sandwich a "corned beef sandwich" if it's made with white bread and mayonnaise.
-In California it is illegal to set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
-In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
-In France, it is against the law to sell an "E.T" doll. They have a law forbidding the sale of dolls that do not have human faces.
-In Athens, Greece, a driver's license can be taken away if the driver is thought to be either "poorly dressed" or "unbathed".
-In Calgary Alberta, there is still a by-law that requires businesses within the city to provide rails for tying up horses.
-In Wilbur, Washington, it is illegal to ride an ugly horse.
-In Louisiana, biting someone with your natural teeth is considered "simple assault," but biting someone with your dentures is "aggravated assault."
-In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, however the animals must be female. Sex with a male animal is punishable by death.
-In the state of Washington, it is illegal to have sex with a virgin under any circumstances.
-In Switzerland, it is illegal for a man to relieve himself while standing up after 10pm.
-In Florida, it is illegal to fart in a public place after 6pm on Thursdays.
-In Maryland, USA it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only ‘in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.'
-In Massachusetts, it is illegal to go to bed without first having a bath.
-In Jidda, Saudi Arabia, women were banned from using hotel swimming pools in 1979.
-In Samoa, it's a crime to forget your own wife's birthday.

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